There really aren’t enough passive-aggressive ways to show off your roommate malcontent. Fortunately, there’s the Fridge Locker™, the most aggressively passive way to give the ole F.U. to the guy who can’t keep his grubby paws off your Diet Dr. Pepper.
I’m so happy this product exists. Because quiet angry action is so much better than sitting down and actually communicating. It’s the way of the world, I guess. Where would we have been if we’d “communicated” with Saddam Hussein? Nope, we did one better and Fridge-Lockered™ his ass all the way to the gallows pole.
Yeah.
So have fun kids, and make sure you break out the label-maker to show who it is you’re calling bullshit on.
Where was that 5 years ago?