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@ I Hate My Roommate

In other news, I came across the following gem from a website devoted entirely to people posting shit about their roommate. The utter hate and vitriol there is just precious.

Here is a recent excerpt:

I hate my roommate because He [sic] had sex with my girlfriend when she was wasted and always eats my food. He also uses my bathroom to crap in. He always has people over till 4 am and i have 8 am classes. He never cleans and leaves all his dishes out. Not to mention i walked in on him in MY room jerking off to a picture of my mom. I hate my roommate so much!!!

The whole thing is not a bad idea really, because your friends don’t wanna hear it. Really. Still, it makes me pine for simpler times, back when we used to all get along.

Next up: I Hate My Congressman, I Hate My Cable Service, I Hate My Judeo-Christian Upbringing and I Hate My Hair Gel

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2 Responses to “ “@ I Hate My Roommate”

  1. jeff says:

    don’t forget I Hate My iPhone.

  2. Steve says:

    Glad someones enjoying the website!

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